HELLO, WELCOME TO HELLA👁NAMASTE

I created HellaNamaste because I craved pretty content about the occult. 

In 2014, I had an apocalyptic moment. I’d felt a prickling, like when your foot falls asleep, except around my… life.

I picked up an out-of-print copy of Angels and Archetypes and let the woo rip. I night-dreamed of deific super-femmes, turned Mead notebooks into hyper-sigils, and performed furtive tarot rituals under a picnic table near my grandma’s house.

I did the magics, and the world returned to a pulsing, rainbow-saturated bio-scape. 👐🏻🦋🛸

And that’s pretty much all I want to talk about and do.

So, that’s what’s up.

You’re welcome.✨ 

Also, I love you, thanks for visiting! 💖

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Avalon Rex is a made-up alias for a real-life person who trades in High Weirdness.

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